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assstar
Migrant Worker
(3/30/01 7:08:01 pm)
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Préparez pour être assimilé!
Bonjour à tous.
aimez-vous regarder mon manifeste? L'attention de salaire
à moi et à tout SERA INDIQUÉE. (ou est que
je serai reviled?)
Le Menu De Restaurant™ indique tous. Vous pouvez vous
joindre maintenant et payer plus tard. Nous devenons plus grands
toute l'heure. Si grand que bientôt nous aurons besoin de
nouveau pantalon.
Lecture de subsistance et bientôt je vous dirai où
vous pouvez aller regarder une copie du Menu De
Restaurant™. Quand vous lisez ce document glorieux, vous
vous demanderez comment vous avez existé dans votre
état diffamé pour tellement longtemps.
Certains nieront ceci, mais n'écoutent pas eux. Elles
essayent de se cacher derrière des mensonges de leur
propre fabrication, mais j'cIndiquerai toutes les choses
IMPORTANTES à vous à temps. Vous devez me croire et
me donner la confiance complète. Je VOUS DIRAI DE
RECTIFIER.
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Hello with all. do you like to look at my proclamation?
The attention of wages to me @#%$ all WILL BE INDICATED. (@#%$ is
that I will be reviled?)
The Menu Of Restaurant™ indicate all. You can join now
@#%$ pay later. We become the Great Whole hour. If large that
soon we will need again trousers.
Reading of subsistence @#%$ soon I will say to you where you can
go to look at a copy of the Menu Of Restaurant™. When you
read this glorious document, you will wonder how you existed in
your state defamed for so much a long time.
Some will deny this, @#%$ do not listen they. They try to hide
behind lies of their own manufacture, @#%$ I WILL INDICATE all
the SIGNIFICANT things to you in time. You must believe me @#%$
give me complete confidence. I Will say To You To rectify. |
Jeffistopheles
Ninja Fightin Sandwich Eater
Posts: 40
(3/30/01 8:01:50 pm)
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Re:
Préparez pour être assimilé!
I have never seen truths so obvious that I hath fallen off my
chair (@#%$ mostly from laughing really hard) I believe in these
truths, for I have experienced the runny bottom @#%$ am in need
of a good wipe @#%$ some different slacks.
I would like to go to that place @#%$ see this thing that is in
the place where you can look at @#%$ see it for myself. All was
revealed to me this morning, for I hath peeked in the shower when
spooky was bathing!
Hello. You to me give cigarette? Cigarette give you to me? To
cigarette give you me? Give... Hello.
<I WILL INDICATE all the SIGNIFICANT things to you in
time.>
1/ Where did the seagulls take my sister?
2/ Why is it when you mix up strawberry quick(tm) there are
always two pieces of candy in the bottom of the glass after you
drink it.
DO you often bump YOUR caps lock BUTTON? Do you DENY the TRUTH
of IT? I only RANDOMLY bump it @#%$ when I DO YOU should probably
NOT DENY my mighty TRUTH! I do not speak of PEOPLE @#%$ a CAUSE.
There are no PEOPLE in this CAUSE, @#%$ that is WHY I do not
debate PEOPLE. Do you DENY this truth? Do you DENY that you were
a member of the communist party in 1965? You turn your face from
McCarthey! Do not DENY! To DENY is to FORFEIT your complimentary
MEAL at Denny's UPON the day of your BIRTH!
APPLE CIDER...
You guys are suckers!!!!
Precious Roy, Precious Roy, makin' lots of suckers out of girls
@#%$ boys *bing*
"And now," cried Max, "let the wild rumpus start!"
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themoralmaple 
Punk Rock Grrl...
Posts: 6
(3/31/01 12:36:41 am)
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Re:
Préparez pour être assimilé!
Quote:
DO you often bump YOUR caps lock BUTTON? Do you DENY the TRUTH of
IT? I only RANDOMLY bump it @#%$ when I DO YOU should probably
NOT DENY my mighty TRUTH! I do not speak of PEOPLE @#%$ a CAUSE.
There are no PEOPLE in this CAUSE, @#%$ that is WHY I do not
debate PEOPLE. Do you DENY this truth? Do you DENY that you were
a member of the communist party in 1965? You turn your face from
McCarthey! Do not DENY! To DENY is to FORFEIT your complimentary
MEAL at Denny's UPON the day of your BIRTH!
Jeff, you need to post this in the forum where the real Azstar
can read it... I swear, my tummy hurt I was laughing so hard!
--------
the moral maple ~ patron saint of polyhedral origami and
comfortable footwear.
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assstar
Migrant Worker
(3/31/01 4:45:34 pm)
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Re:
Préparez pour être assimilé!
"I have never seen truths so obvious that I hath fallen off my
chair (@#%$ mostly from laughing really hard) I believe in these
truths, for I have experienced the runny bottom @#%$ am in need
of a good wipe @#%$ some different slacks."
Plus grand et plus grand nous obtenons. Nous succéderons
l'cUnivers. Notre PANTALON sera si GRAND que vous puissiez
adapter une VILLE entière dans eux, alors que des
PANTALONS d'ur SE SALISSENT.
"I would like to go to that place @#%$ see this thing that is in
the place where you can look at @#%$ see it for myself."
U peut encore ne pas aller à cet endroit voir le Menu De
Restaurant™, pour u ne soyez pas encore prêt. Le
PREMIER u doit PRÉPARER l'urself pour PROPHECY DIVIN par
ESPRIT d'ur d'cClearing de DOUTE.
"All was revealed to me this morning, for I hath peeked in the
shower when spooky was bathing!"
CE n'est pas RÉVÉLATION VRAIE. C'EST ce qui ESSAI
de u À FAIRE POUR CROIRE.
"Hello. You to me give cigarette? Cigarette give you to me? To
cigarette give you me? Give... Hello."
Quelle est cette cigarette que vous avez besoin? Est CE quel
ESSAI de u À FAIRE POUR CROIRE. u DOIT mouler de
côté toutes TELLES choses et PRÉPARER votre
ESPRIT pour le NETTOYAGE.
"1/ Where did the seagulls take my sister?"
es mouettes
1/the sont une PARTIE importante de ce que c'est NOUS parlent.
Pendant un jour, quand u sont PRÊT, u peut-il avoir
connaissance de lui l'urself dans le Menu De
Restaurant™
2/u ne sont pas prêts à savoir où les
MOUETTES ont pris la soeur d'ur qu'c
3/this est ce qui ESSAI de u À FAIRE POUR CROIRE. la
parole de u les MOUETTES ONT PRIS LA SOEUR d'ur quand en
réalité c'est u qui ONT DUPÉ l'urself dans
PENSER que les mouettes ONT PRIS LA SOEUR d'ur quand c'est u qui
ONT ESSAYÉ DE FAIRE CROIRE.
"2/ Why is it when you mix up strawberry quick(tm) there are
always two pieces of candy in the bottom of the glass after you
drink it."
1/c'est DENTAIRE CONSPIRATION
"DO you often bump YOUR caps lock BUTTON? Do you DENY the TRUTH
of IT?"
OUI je LE NIE. Je ne frappe pas le bouton de FONCTION MAJUSCULE.
MON clavier est CASSÉ.
" do not speak of PEOPLE @#%$ a CAUSE. There are no PEOPLE in
this CAUSE, @#%$ that is WHY I do not debate PEOPLE. Do you DENY
this truth?"
Il y a les GENS dans cette CAUSE. u ne connaissent pas ces
PERSONNES mais elles sont les GENS. u FONT POUR CROIRE et C'EST
POURQUOI vous NE VOYEZ PAS. Vous ne pouvez pas VOIR parce qu'est
il ce qu'u FONT CROIRE.
"Do you DENY that you were a member of the communist party in
1965?"
OUI JE NIE. J'étais un membre du PARTI COMMUNISTE en
1967.
"You turn your face from McCarthey! Do not DENY! To DENY is to
FORFEIT your complimentary MEAL at Denny's UPON the day of your
BIRTH!"
Comment faites l'entretien de u de McCarthy sans parler
ÉGALEMENT d'Edgar Bergen. Est ce quel u FONT POUR CROIRE?
NIEZ-VOUS Bergen?
"Precious Roy, Precious Roy, makin' lots of suckers out of girls
@#%$ boys"
1/qui est ROY précieux?
2/je doit savoir qui est Roy PRÉCIEUX ainsi je puis
m'avérer est
3/ce faux est ce qui l'cEssai de u À FAIRE POUR CROIRE
"*bing*"
1/tu ont la machine d'cÉtole qui va le TERRIL
2/tu ont l'cEssai À FAIRE POUR CROIRE que la machine
RÉSOUDRA le monde pour u
3/tu NIENT que ce que je dis est DROIT.
-------------------------------------------
"I have never seen truths so obvious that I hath fallen off my
chair (@#%$ mostly from laughing really hard) I believe in these
truths, for I have experienced the runny bottom @#%$ am in need
of a good wipe @#%$ some different slacks."
Larger @#%$ larger we obtain. We will succeed the UNIVERSE. Our
TROUSERS will be so LARGE that you can adapt a whole CITY in
them, whereas TROUSERS of ur SE DIRTY.
"I would like to go to that place @#%$ see this thing that is in
the place where you can look at @#%$ see it for myself."
U can still not go to this place to see the Menu Of
Restaurant™, for U do not be yet ready. FIRST U must
PREPARE the urself for DIVINE PROPHECY by SPIRIT of ur of
CLEARING of DOUBT.
"All was revealed to me this morning, for I hath peeked in the
shower when spooky was bathing!"
This is not TRUE REVELATION. It IS what TEST of U TO MAKE TO
BELIEVE.
"Hello. You to me give cigarette? Cigarette give you to me? To
cigarette give you me? Give... Hello."
Which is this cigarette which you have need? Is that which TEST
of U TO MAKE TO BELIEVE. U MUST mould side all SUCH things @#%$
PREPARE your SPIRIT for CLEANING.
"1/ Where did the seagulls take my sister?"
be gulls
1/the are a significant PART of what it is US speak. During can
one day, when U are READY, U be informed of him the urself in the
Menu Of Restaurant™
2/u is not ready to know where the GULLS took the sister of ur
that C
3/this is what TEST of U TO MAKE TO BELIEVE. the word of U the
GULLS TOOK the SISTER of ur when actually it is U which DECEIVED
the urself in THINKING that the gulls TOOK the SISTER of ur when
it is U which TRIED TO MAKE BELIEVE .
"2/ Why is it when you mix up strawberry quick(tm) there are
always two pieces of candy in the bottom of the glass after you
drink it."
1/c' is DENTAL CONSPIRACY
"DO you often bump YOUR caps lock BUTTON? Do you DENY the TRUTH
of IT?"
YES I DENY IT. I do not strike the button of CAPITAL FUNCTION. MY
keyboard IS BROKEN.
" do not speak of PEOPLE @#%$ a CAUSE. There are no PEOPLE in
this CAUSE, @#%$ that is WHY I do not debate PEOPLE. Do you DENY
this truth?"
There are PEOPLE in this CAUSE. U do not know these PEOPLE @#%$
they are PEOPLE. U MAKE TO BELIEVE @#%$ This is why you DO NOT
SEE You cannot SEE because is it what U MAKE BELIEVE.
"Do you DENY that you were a member of the communist party in
1965?"
YES I DENY. I were a member of the COMMUNIST PARTY in 1967.
"You turn your face from McCarthey! Do not DENY! To DENY is to
FORFEIT your complimentary MEAL at Denny's UPON the day of your
BIRTH!"
How made the maintenance of U of McCarthy without ALSO speaking
about Edgar Bergen. Is this which U MAKE TO BELIEVE? Do You Deny
Bergen?
"Precious Roy, Precious Roy, makin' lots of suckers out of girls
@#%$ boys"
1/Who is invaluable ROY?
2/i must know which is INVALUABLE Roy thus I then to prove to me
is false
3/this is what it TEST of U TO MAKE TO BELIEVE
"*bing*"
1/u has the machine of STOLE which goes the SPOIL HEAP
2/u have the TEST TO MAKE TO BELIEVE that the machine WILL SOLVE
the world for U
3/u DENY that what I say is RIGHT.
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Jeffistopheles
Ninja Fightin Sandwich Eater
Posts: 42
(4/1/01 10:30:14 am)
Reply |
NON!
Hi,
Larger @#%$ larger we obtain. We will succeed the UNIVERSE. Our
TROUSERS will be so LARGE that you can adapt a whole CITY in
them, whereas TROUSERS of ur SE DIRTY.
1/i AM not make to CARE. UR TROUSERS are the DOUBLE-KNIT
reversable slacks. UR make to get twice the wear for ONE wash. UR
TROUSERS are making to be TWICE as DIRTY.
2/UR use TROUSERS to AUTO-JUSTIFY UR PURITY, @#%$ UR using NO
softener of fabric!
3/UR to MAKE BELIEVE UR TROUSERS are CLEAN with Fisher Price
machine of WASHING. I am make to use REAL machine of WASHING for
75 cents a LOAD!
U can still not go to this place to see the Menu Of
Restaurant™, for U do not be yet ready. FIRST U must
PREPARE the urself for DIVINE PROPHECY by SPIRIT of ur of
CLEARING of DOUBT.
1/ UR to not being to SHOW me THE MENUE because UR to MAKE
BELIEVE of MENU! U use MENU to AUTO-JUSTIFY order of SALAD OF THE
HOUSE, @#%$ baked POTATOE as substitution FOR the SLAW OF
COLE!
2/ UR MAKE BELIEVE MENUE so I WRITE my OWN MENUE! UR MENUE have
lesser VARIETY! UR MENUE is make to BE OVER priced! UR MENUE make
to HAVE no BEER SELECTION!
3/ UR AUTO-JUSTIFY by MAKE BELIEVE to ur MAKE to CLEAR of DOUBT,
@#%$ ur NOT make to WASH HANDS when make return FROM
lavetory!
"All was revealed to me this morning, for I hath peeked in the
shower when spooky was bathing!"
This is not TRUE REVELATION. It IS what TEST of U TO MAKE TO
BELIEVE.
1/ WHY UR make to BUY pictures THEN?
Which is this cigarette which you have need? Is that which TEST
of U TO MAKE TO BELIEVE. U MUST mould side all SUCH things @#%$
PREPARE your SPIRIT for CLEANING.
1/ UR make to AUTO-JUSTIFY. I MAKE to CLEANSE the SPIRIT of I, I
make TO take to CLEANERS. I make to loose TICKET OF RECLEMATION!
THE SPIRIT of i GOES round @#%$ round ON that big RACK!
"1/ Where did the seagulls take my sister?"
be gulls
1/the are a significant PART of what it is US speak. During can
one day, when U are READY, U be informed of him the urself in the
Menu Of Restaurant™
2/u is not ready to know where the GULLS took the sister of ur
that C
1/UR use to make AUTO-JUSTIFY! UR make to KNOW! UR make to HAVE
many GULLS of C in ur LOT of parking of UR resturaunt! UR WASTE
DISPOSAL methods are make to being DEPLORABLE!
3/this is what TEST of U TO MAKE TO BELIEVE. the word of U the
GULLS TOOK the SISTER of ur when actually it is U which DECEIVED
the urself in THINKING that the gulls TOOK the SISTER of ur when
it is U which TRIED TO MAKE BELIEVE .
1/ UR make to USE to AUTO-JUSTIFY. I am make to KNOW she was MAKE
TO vacation in DETROIT visiting FRIENDS!
"2/ Why is it when you mix up strawberry quick(tm) there are
always two pieces of candy in the bottom of the glass after you
drink it."
1/c' is DENTAL CONSPIRACY
1/ THEY are make to AUTO-JUSTIFY hi cost OF the HYGINE of ORAL! I
am make to suspect this.
"DO you often bump YOUR caps lock BUTTON? Do you DENY the TRUTH
of IT?"
YES I DENY IT. I do not strike the button of CAPITAL FUNCTION. MY
keyboard IS BROKEN.
1/ UR make to BAY of E. UR make to BID on auction #574432057. UR
make to bid 35 cents @#%$ 1 DOLLAR. If UR make to win, UR make to
recieve a BONUS beard/hair/mustache trimmer! UR think i Am to
MAKE BELIEVE? UR make to LOOK. SERIOUSLY!
There are PEOPLE in this CAUSE. U do not know these PEOPLE @#%$
they are PEOPLE. U MAKE TO BELIEVE @#%$ This is why you DO NOT
SEE You cannot SEE because is it what U MAKE BELIEVE.
1/ur use to AUTO-JUSTIFY. UR MAKE TO BELIEVE friends. UR make to
blame bad things ur do to MAKE BELIEVE other people. UR people r
MAKE BELIEVE.
"Do you DENY that you were a member of the communist party in
1965?"
YES I DENY. I were a member of the COMMUNIST PARTY in 1967.
1/UR only make to JOIN to AUTO-JUSTIFY ur make to get autographed
PICTURE of CHARLIE CHAPLIN!
How made the maintenance of U of McCarthy without ALSO speaking
about Edgar Bergen. Is this which U MAKE TO BELIEVE? Do You Deny
Bergen?
1/ UR make to use Edgar Bergen? Edgar Bergen was make to be mere
Ed McMann to McCarthy's Johhny Carson! UR make to USE Bergen so u
make to get HIM for CHEAP to make to COMMERCIAL for ur
RESTERAUNT!
"Precious Roy, Precious Roy, makin' lots of suckers out of girls
@#%$ boys"
1/Who is invaluable ROY?
C/Precious Roy make to BE SIGNIFICANT PART of what we r make to
TALK of.
2/i must know which is INVALUABLE Roy thus I then to prove to me
is false
UR not making to MAKE SENCE? UR speak of PRECIOUS ROY, then ur
make to making reference to Faux Roy? UR make to leave out
Semi-Precious ROY! UR make to USE AUTO-JUSTIFY by make to skip
intermediate steps! UR not to MAKE BELIEVE Precious ROY UNTILL ur
MAKE BELIEVE in Faux Roy. UR then MAKE BELIEVE to Semi-Precious
ROY.
3/this is what it TEST of U TO MAKE TO BELIEVE
UR make to AUTO-JUSTIFY! Precious Roy is REAL!
"*bing*"
1/u has the machine of STOLE which goes the SPOIL HEAP
2/u have the TEST TO MAKE TO BELIEVE that the machine WILL SOLVE
the world for U
3/u DENY that what I say is RIGHT.
1/UR use to AUTO-JUSTIFY! I DENY because UR MAKE to BELIEVE
machine will MAKE to SOLVE ALL problems. The ADMINISTRATOR was
make to drop BY. This ony make to solve MANY problems. Machine
make to be MOST expensive ONE we COULD AFFORD.
"And now," cried Max, "let the wild rumpus start!"
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assstar
Migrant Worker
(4/2/01 11:25:25 am)
Reply |
Vous
serez assimilés. Ou Vous Mourrez!
You always do not see the light.
"1/i AM not make to CARE. UR TROUSERS are the DOUBLE-KNIT
reversable slacks. UR make to get twice the wear for ONE wash. UR
TROUSERS are making to be TWICE as DIRTY."
The push of the sights on the panels of message is tiring work.
You are not an INTERNET POLITICIAN. You do not know. I do not
have TIME to often wash my trousers. @#%$ we always grow. We grow
@#%$ grow. There is good number among us. Soon there WILL BE much
more. @#%$ we will carry our TROUSERS until they start TO FEEL
for such is the way of the FRENCH.
"2/UR use TROUSERS to AUTO-JUSTIFY UR PURITY, @#%$ UR using NO
softener of fabric!"
The RAMOLLISSANT of FABRIC returns WEAK. I then not
AUTO-JUSTIFY. AM by using the old version of WORK of MICROSOFT.
For IBM Xt. The users of DOS do not have ANY GIMLET.
'3/UR to MAKE BELIEVE UR TROUSERS are CLEAN with Fisher Price
machine of WASHING. I am make to use REAL machine of WASHING for
75 cents a LOAD!"
You obtain TORN EXCEPT FUNCTION. The machine of FISHER-PRICE
COSTS only $39,95. THIS pays MANY washings.
"1/ UR to not being to SHOW me THE MENUE because UR to MAKE
BELIEVE of MENU! U use MENU to AUTO-JUSTIFY order of SALAD OF THE
HOUSE, @#%$ baked POTATOE as substitution FOR the SLAW OF
COLE!"
The Menu Of Restaurant ™ is true. You are not.
"2/ UR MAKE BELIEVE MENUE so I WRITE my OWN MENUE! UR MENUE have
lesser VARIETY! UR MENUE is make to BE OVER priced! UR MENUE make
to HAVE no BEER SELECTION!"
4 / BEER is on the WINE MENU My MENU is HIGHER than yours. Your
menu does not have the GRAPHS indicators, @#%$ any substance.
Your menu has IMAGES of food of the other RESTAURANTS because
your food looks at NOT APPÉTISSANTE. Your menu has the
FALSE variety. You have TWENTY kinds of BURGERS which is only ONE
kind of hamburger with various combinations of the CONDIMENTS.
These common people could appear outside. Your menu DOES NOT
LIGHT.
"3/ UR AUTO-JUSTIFY by MAKE BELIEVE to ur MAKE to CLEAR of
DOUBT, @#%$ ur NOT make to WASH HANDS when make return FROM
lavetory!"
7 / this is the WAY of the FRENCH. You WILL LEARN @#%$ you will
not be backed up DEATH of NON-NATURAL by us. We can back up you
not-normal DEATH. You cannot back up you.
"1/ WHY UR make to BUY pictures THEN?"
The IMAGES were for a friend.
"1/ UR make to AUTO-JUSTIFY. I MAKE to CLEANSE the SPIRIT of I,
I make TO take to CLEANERS. I make to loose TICKET OF
RECLEMATION! THE SPIRIT of i GOES round @#%$ round ON that big
RACK!"
43 / you STILL DO NOT INCLUDE/UNDERSTAND. The recovery of the
SPIRIT does not go in round on the CUPBOARD for when one is
really enlightened one includes/understands the DELIVERY.
"1/UR use to make AUTO-JUSTIFY! UR make to KNOW! UR make to HAVE
many GULLS of C in ur LOT of parking of UR resturaunt! UR WASTE
DISPOSAL methods are make to being DEPLORABLE!"
48372 / you do not know In time you WILL SEE. When the GULLS is
used, the onw should not PAY CONVEYORS of REFUSE.
"1/ UR make to USE to AUTO-JUSTIFY. I am make to KNOW she was
MAKE TO vacation in DETROIT visiting FRIENDS"
See. You gain WISDOM. You MADE TO BELIEVE that the gulls took
it, when it was with DETROIT. now ONE INDICATES It that it was
not taken by GULLS @#%$ VACTIONING.
"1/ THEY are make to AUTO-JUSTIFY hi cost OF the HYGINE of ORAL!
I am make to suspect this."
YES. It is TRUTH. If the SUGAR REFINERY is eaten @#%$ DOES NOT
SWEEP IT, then much money goes to the DENTIST.
"1/ UR make to BAY of E. UR make to BID on auction #574432057.
UR make to bid 35 cents @#%$ 1 DOLLAR. If UR make to win, UR make
to recieve a BONUS beard/hair/mustache trimmer! UR think i Am to
MAKE BELIEVE? UR make to LOOK. SERIOUSLY!"
1 / EXPIRED bidding A.
2 / FUNDS are LOW.
"1/ur use to AUTO-JUSTIFY. UR MAKE TO BELIEVE friends. UR make
to blame bad things ur do to MAKE BELIEVE other people. UR people
r MAKE BELIEVE."
PEOPLE are TRUE. You MAKE TO BELIEVE that they are not TRUE.
@#%$ you DO NOT KNOW. Is this what you MAKE BELIEVE. If you KNEW
you then should not MAKE TO BELIEVE. @#%$ you DO NOT KNOW @#%$
thus you MAKE TO BELIEVE that PEOPLE are not TRUE. You think if
you MAKE BELIVE that PEOPLE are not TRUE then you can BE UNAWARE
OF what I say. @#%$ you CANNOT, to read only close to the menu of
restaurant? @#%$ BY CLEANING your spirit put out of box the
COMMUNITY to save you of a not-normal DEATH.
"1/UR only make to JOIN to AUTO-JUSTIFY ur make to get
autographed PICTURE of CHARLIE CHAPLIN!"
Yes, @#%$ now me sell the autograph of Charlie Chaplin to obtain
the MONEY to buy the new KEYBOARD. See with the COMPARTMENT of E,
bidding # 1130254562.
"1/ UR make to use Edgar Bergen? Edgar Bergen was make to be
mere Ed McMann to McCarthy's Johhny Carson! UR make to USE Bergen
so u make to get HIM for CHEAP to make to COMMERCIAL for ur
RESTERAUNT!"
BERGEN was MASTERMIND of whole EXECUTION. He is also SPOKESMAN
for the restaurant. He appears on the COVER of the menu of
restaurant ™.
C/Precious Roy make to BE SIGNIFICANT PART of what we r make to
TALK of.
You call the name of INVALUABLE ROY, @#%$ do not explain it to
you. I WILL PROVE FALSE invaluable Roy. @#%$ Initially you must
explain.
"UR not making to MAKE SENCE? UR speak of PRECIOUS ROY, then ur
make to making reference to Faux Roy? UR make to leave out
Semi-Precious ROY! UR make to USE AUTO-JUSTIFY by make to skip
intermediate steps! UR not to MAKE BELIEVE Precious ROY UNTILL ur
MAKE BELIEVE in Faux Roy. UR then MAKE BELIEVE to Semi-Precious
ROY."
I Do not include/understand. I know noninvaluable Roy, @#%$
semi-precious Roy, @#%$ False Roy. You explain Roy, not.
"UR make to AUTO-JUSTIFY! Precious Roy is REAL!"
You MAKE TO BELIEVE that invaluable Roy will back up you. @#%$
invaluable Roy will be the FIRST against the wall when the
REVOLUTION comes. All what didn't read the menu of
restaurant™ will die a not-normal DEATH.
"1/UR use to AUTO-JUSTIFY! I DENY because UR MAKE to BELIEVE
machine will MAKE to SOLVE ALL problems. The ADMINISTRATOR was
make to drop BY. This ony make to solve MANY problems. Machine
make to be MOST expensive ONE we COULD AFFORD. "
You STOLE the machine. ADMINISTRATOR slackened near TO TAKE
again the machine. It acted on a TIP of an ADVISOR. The FONT will
come soon. You WILL IMPRISON. It is EXPENSIVE machine @#%$ it is
not With YOU. It will not solve problems, except the lack of
RENT. The life in PRISON is FREE.
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juntel
Deli Clerk(Sandwich Maker)
Posts: 1
(4/18/01 11:32:11 pm)
Reply |
 You
guys are great!
You truely have mastered the Way of Assstar!
(thanks to JohnnyVD for the link)
Never Stop
Dreaming
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Drucifer
Happy Drunk Guy
Posts: 52
(4/20/01 7:34:51 am)
Reply |
 Re:
You guys are great!
Jefe @#%$ Jhonny have it going on. THanks guys. I've had hours of
fun reading this babble... |
themoralmaple
Punk Rock Grrl...
Posts: 14
(4/27/01 5:39:22 pm)
Reply |
The Menu de Restaurant™
You know what's really funny? I've been in a lot of fast food
restaurants lately, since I've been on the road @#%$ needing to
eat fast. & reading the menus... I have come to realize that
they really are
propaganda. Oh, insidiousness! All these
years I thought I was just getting information about the food!
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the moral maple ~ corduroy pants and Converse One-stars.
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Johnny VD 
Metal Head
Posts: 44
(4/27/01 8:55:34 pm)
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Re: The Menu de Restaurant?
> Oh, insidiousness! All these years I thought I was just
getting information about the food!
UR make to AUTO-JUSTIFY. U deny what Le Menu de Restaurant? can
show you. U do not understand Le Menu de Restaurant?. UR make to
BELIEVE that Le Menu de Restaurant? is not IMPORTANT.
U...
oh, forget it...
I'm going back to putting my Phish show together to burn (can't
wait to hear it: You Enjoy Myself -> Dave's Energy guide...
Should be cool.)
"I believe in peace... and bashing two bricks together!" - Mr.
Gumby
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DYING FETUS mark 2
Deli Clerk(Sandwich Maker)
Posts: 1
(5/9/01 11:40:40 am)
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Re: The Menu de Restaurant?
this is the funniest thing ive read in awhile.
rock on, folks.
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Jeffistopheles
Ninja Fightin Sandwich Eater
Posts: 67
(5/27/01 4:19:39 pm)
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Re: The Menu de Restaurant?
UR to MAKE BELIEVE is funny! UR not to SEE the TRUTH @#%$ HIDE
behind lies! UR to see that for the PURCHASE of one, ONE may
aquire a SECOND one for the price of NOTHING! UR make to read
things that go ABSOLUTELY nowhere @#%$ mean NOTHING with randomly
CAPITOLISED words! UR making to THINK is funny, @#%$ is not!
OK, IT AM make to BE funny!
I AM make to put MY weight ON it now...
"And now," cried Max, "let the wild rumpus start!"
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Johnny VD
Metal Head
Posts: 80
(5/27/01 10:47:30 pm)
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Re: The Menu de Restaurant?
Vous faites pour être drôle. Mais vous n'êtes
pas.
Vous êtes FAITES POUR CROIRE qui ne sont pas drôle.
IL EST.
Vous faites à l'cAutomobile JUSTIFIEZ. Vous utilisez le
CONTRÔLEUR de l'cOrthographe pour faire votre REMARQUE.
Vous savez l'anglais APPROPRIÉ. Vous faites POUR
CONSTRUIRE DES PHRASES appropriées. Vous FAITES POUR
SAVOIR des règles de PONCTUATION et de CAPITALISATION.
Vous faites pour avoir un POINT à VOS POTEAUX.
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U make to be funny. @#%$ ur not.
U ARE MADE TO BELIEVE who are not funny. HE IS
U make with the CAR JUSTIFY.
u use the CONTROLLER of the ORTHOGRAPHY to make ur REMARK. u know
SUITABLE English.
u make TO BUILD suitable SENTENCES. u LET TO KNOW of the rules of
PUNCTUATION @#%$ CAPITALIZATION.
u make to have a POINT with UR POSTS.
(They put a little notation thing to Douglas Adams on the
Babelfish page. 
)
It's the wild color scheme that freaks me, every time you try
to operate one of these weird black controls that are labeled in
black on a black background, a little black light lights up black
to let you know you've done it. What is this? Some kind of
galactic hyperhearse?" - Zaphod Beeblebrox, The Hitchhiker's
Guide to the Galaxy
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